Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, February 26, 2010

Ms. K Brosas in K-9

KamayKainan and Earth Chef, Incorporated present Ms. K Brosas in K-9 ~ a two dated concert.



With Special Guest
Erik Santos (February 26, 8:00 pm)
- POOH (March 05, 8:00 pm)

Ticket price ranges:
VIP PhP 2,060.00
GOLD 
PhP 1,030.00
SILVER 
PhP 515.00

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Ai Ai, Ganda, Nanay Dionisia: A Riot Comedy Show

Spice up your night before the Sinulog Mardigras with entertainment brought by Tagged Events featuring the Philippines' Comedy Concert Queen Ai ai Delas Alas, Veteran Girl Wannabe Comedian Vice Ganda, and Mrs. Dionisia Pacquiao in a concert dubbed as "Ai ai, Ganda, Nanay Dionisa: a Riot Comedy Show"



Be present on January 16, 2010, Saturday, 8:00 pm at the Pacific Grand Ballroom, Waterfront Cebu City Hotel and Casino. Jam pack your night with the concert's sizzling hot special guests Derek Ramsay, Jon Avilla, Hansen Nichols and Chivas.

Tickets are sold with the following seat location and its corresponding price:
VIP: P2,400 (Reserved Seats)



Patron: P1,400 (Free Seating)
Balcony: 550

Monday, November 9, 2009

Bad Influence TEST


I am a Very Bad Influence

Got this while blogshopping.


If you go over 45, you’re a bad influence. If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life… even more harsh. Total the number of things in each list you’ve done. No need to say which ones. If people really want to know they will message you.

1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family
8. watched porn
9. bought porn
10. done drugs
TOTAL: 6

1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else’s prescription medicine
3. lied to your parents
4. lied to a friend
5. snuck out of the house
6. done something illegal
7. cut yourself
8. hurt someone
9. wished someone to die
10. seen someone die
TOTAL: 7

1. missed curfew
2. stayed out all night
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. been to a therapist
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair
7. received a ticket
8. been in an accident
9. been to a club
10. been to a bar
TOTAL: 4

1. been to a wild party
2. seen the Mardi Gras
3. drank more than four beers in a night
4. had a spring break in Florida
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands
8. wore t-shirts with band names
9. listened to rap
10. owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 6

1. dressed Gothic
2. dressed prep
3. dressed punk
4. dressed grunge
5. stole something
6. been too drunk to remember anything
7. blacked out
8. fainted
9. had a hicky
10. didn't wear undies in public
TOTAL: 4

1. snuck into someone else’s room
2. had a crush on your friend
3. been to a concert
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a cunt
6. called someone a cunt
7. installed speakers in your car
8. broken a mirror
9. showered at someone of the opposite sex’s house
10. brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush
TOTAL: 5

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater
3. cruised the mall
4. skipped school
5. had surgery
6. had an injury
7. gone to court
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
9. caught something on fire
10. lied about your age
TOTAL: 5

1. owned/rented an apartment
2. broke the law in the police’s presence
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police
5. talked to a stranger
6. hugged a stranger
7. kissed a stranger
8. rode in the car with a stranger
9. been harassed
10. been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 4

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight
5. been to a fair
6. been called a bad influence
7. drink and drive
8. prank-called someone
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. cheated on a test
TOTAL: 7

Grand Total: 48

-If You Have Less Then 10.. write [Im A Goody Good]
-If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody good]
-If You Have more Than 20 ..write [im average]
-If You Have More Than 30.. write [im a bad kid]
-If You have more than 40.. write [im a very bad infuence]
-If You Have 50…. write ..[i’m the worst possible person ever]

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Being 17

17 about me.
Seventeen random bits of information behind adventurouslei.blogspot.com

In three months straight and a few days to add, I'll be turning into a debutant. I've been existing in this bed of Earth for seventeen years already and hopefully will reach to quite a high number. Here I present to you seventeen facts about yours truly.

1) I super love plants and planting and how blessed I am.. I have green thumbs!
2) I love giving presents to people. I love sharing things. The only problem is, I don't have adequate loot to do so.
3) I am very forgetful. I always create a list of what to do everyday including taking a bath, eating and so on. I bring it everywhere I go -except for the comfort room though(lol. that's super exaggerated).
4) I want to work at Starbucks Coffee Shop in SM City Cebu. The employees there act like me! They are so jamming and they look like the enjoy their work so much.
5) I want to talk every time using the English Language (like a host or being in a talk show).
6) I strongly can control my feelings of laughter and sometimes sadness. If there is something really funny that no one can ever refuse to laugh, I can manipulate myself to not laugh- not even a smile will be seen in my visage. The same with crying, I can control myself in not breaking down but expect that I'll be gushing so hard in a place where I am alone after that moment.
7) When I was still in elementary, I always wanted to become a farmer. I thought that it living in a Nipa Hut located in a remote village near the wonderful mountains in Cebu. I thought it would be the best while having only what you need- making the most out of simple things. But everything has altered as I've grown so much now.
8) I cannot swim.
9) I eat a lot. I enjoy munching food all the time but I still have the vital statistics most girls want to have.
10) I don't care with everything that doesn't deal with my life. I practice liberty though I'm not in USA.
11) I have short nails. I just wanna be clean.
12) I am moody.
13) If you've done something wrong to me, I consciously ignore it until you do it for the 50th time in short, I'm patient to things that matter to me.
14) I love champorado.
15) Sometimes, almost frequently, I don't care how I look physically because what I care more is on if I'm feeling comfortable with what I wear.
17) I only utter bad words if I'm losing my temper.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

TAG Lines Part 2

TAG lines Part two

Wow! It has been pretty long that I said I will be posting additional Tag Lines here in my blog XD (I am really that forgetful) My apologies guys and gals for those who await for my posting of TAG LINES. So here, I won't let you wait any further, here are the tag lines I have collected so far... ENJOY!


Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

Bangin ka ba?
Nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo.

Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi, can't smile without you.

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Me butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!

Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for
Christmas!

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Sana "T" na lang ako.
Para I'm always right next to "U"

Are you Jamaican?
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!

Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

Centrum ka ba?
Kasi you make my life complete!

Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

Me lisensya ka ba?
Coz you're driving me crazy eh.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
Humihinto kasi orasan ko tuwing nakikita kita

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

Minamalas na naman ang puso ko...

Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

It may seem to you that some lines are kinda repeated but if you look back in my first post of tag lines, you would notice that it is different. Some have the same meaning but still creates a cheezy kilig feeling because it is said differently.

If you want to view the first Tag Line blog post of mine, click the link shown below:

Monday, August 24, 2009

Just AVERAGE

NORMLA DAY XD


Uhuh. I actually mean that. Normla. Thought that I misspelled the word? HEhehhe. Let me begin in the morning of today's happenings. I slept at 4:00 dawn. Back from 9:00 in the evening, the other day; I watched my cousin's [Marvin] dance rehearsal.Then, I hooked up updating my online accounts followed by my dvd mode. HEehhe. It was already 12:00 when my other cousin, Earvin asked me to teach him some photo editing techniques and so I did. The learning time ended 2:00 dawn. Both of us were hungry so we went out and ate. We then went back at home and brought some bread and beverages.


Okay. back to the 4:00 am dawn. Earvin and I were able to sleep in such time because I after our munching session, we chit-chatted about the so many stuff we've been missing from each other. Ahahha. We talked about our new friends, our college life and the like. Everything was followed by our music mode.




FOUR HOURS LATER...


Yea xD. If you calculate it all, I rested only for four consecutive hours. The truth is, that time, when Earvin and I were still listening to the radio, I wasn't sleepy but I felt that my body was in peril. My body was horribly tired but my mind was still wide awake and unwanting to sleep. I would be surprised if you're not confused because I sometimes, I don't understand myself at all.Ahahha. It's actually kinda funny but this is perhaps a serious thing to think deeper about. But, oh well, I can somehow deal with it the way I want to. I just hope that when I grow older, I won't be having any illness as outcomes of my no-sleeping-manner of my younger days (these days) Hehhe.


I woke up at 8:00 am.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

QUICK REVIEW




SO YEA, here are some lines that I hope will give you some quick updates and review of some of the latest happenings of today. Leave some notions via comment.


Havaianas
SM City Cebu, Northwing was occupied by the Havaianas family for three consecutive days with their promo "Make your own Havaianas". It's main goal was to allow the costumers purchase slippers of their own choice in terms of design, color and shape. Many participated the activity and it all ended in success.


LEMON CONCERT
Jed Madela's Concert was a total disaster for his concert director. It's mainly because the price of the tickets were too expensive; making less number of audience that made Jed's director to bring down the ticket's price by about 28-29%. Adding the bad thing, Jed's parent's where late and there were many seats in the front row which were blank. What can we say? The show must go on -and so it did. Despite the unexpected happenings, Jed's concert was terrific and indeed world-class [which explains the price of the ticket].



MISS UNIVERSE

Filipinos are eager to see the country's representative wearing the glimmering crown. As noted in the latest news disseminated by the media, there's a big possibility that Ms. Philipppines will bag home the luxurious prizes of the contest winner. Who do you think will win?

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Francis

the ADORABLE child



Okay. Let me get this straight. Ahahha! Francis is a 11 month old child who's an offspring of our neighbor in Tupas. And honestly speaking, he is the most handsome, cute, cuddly and adorable child ever that I have seen and held with my very own hands so far!



Francis playing with his toy

Francis drooling :))

Francis after crying
the guy at the back is his brother holding him


Francis Bacus is his name and he's awesome! Here are a few videos of him and it's so happened that he made a sound just so stupidly CUTE! gRR! I wanna bite him. Bwahhah! -but I won't :P


Oh yeah, just a note, my sister and I act and
sound unusual when we deal in other things and
this is one of those 'things'. ahhaha!


Francis eating [held by ME ^__^]



My sister Christine and Francis



Frankly speaking, I go crazy with this kid. He's just so cute. But I admit, I sometimes get bored with him especially when he sleeps XD because it just mean that he won't be moving like he does when he's awake. ahahah! Anyhow, what I like the most with this child is his chubby body and cute visage. Hehehe! He can't talk for now but he, rarely, makes sounds that is so GOD! CUTE! I don't really know how to express it but this child really get's into my 'mom' side :)) Do you get it? Hahaha!

Monday, June 22, 2009

How Google Chrome Made Their Logo

So how did GOOGLE CHROME come up with their LOGO?


I found this crazy but-kinda-true picture from a site of what they say, How Google Crome came up with their logo :)) It's relative obviously! Nyahahaha! What do you think?

Sunday, June 21, 2009

TAG lines












Take a break from your seemingly endless work and read this stuff out.

Here are a number of tag lines I got from my friends since high school. You'll be laughing your intestines out while reading it. Most of these lines/phrases/sayings are originally made by my friends and myself too. They are pretty humorous and kilig (which is what they are purposely made). I am so sure you'll enjoy reading it! Nyahhaha! Get ready for a load of "ahahaha"

Uy! Pa-picture tayo!
Para ma-develop tayo!

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko.
Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.

Am I a bad shooter?
'Cause I keep on missing you

I lost my number..
Can I have yours?

Kumain ka ba ng asukal?
Ang tamis ng ngiti mo!

Pulis! Tingnan mo oh!
Ninakaw nya puso ko!

Are you a dictionary?
'Cause you gave meaning to my life

I forgot your name,
can I call you MINE?

I am a bee -can you be my honey?

Bagin ka ba?
Nahulog ata ako sa iyo

Ano height mo?
Paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?

Alam mo ba? Scientist ako LAB kita.

Geometry ba favorite subject mo?
Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo

Funny? I have more than that. I'll be posting it soon as I get my hands of my hilarious girl friends.

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